Tom,

Just wanted to let you know that a federal check....uhhhh, something called a "stimulus check".....was somehow rerouted to ME. Humph. How could that BE? Maybe because it has MY name on it TOO?

Too bad I can't cash it without your signature (don't think I didn't try) however, you can't cash it without mine either.

Since I have lost all faith in your ability to be honest and forthright with me, and since you have cut me off from all finances leaving me to starve on the lake (no, I won't ever forget that small detail) leaving me with no options of my own but to leave my home state in order to survive,

IF you want your share of this check this is how it's going to work. It's a take it or leave it option. Either do it this way and get half, or do it your own way and get nothing.

The check came to $1,209.00. You may contact me at defendersofthefaith2@excite.com if you would like your $604.50. When I hear from you I will e-mail you a phone number to call me at and then you may wire me my half (and yes, I DO demand that I get HALF since I originally offered you EVERYTHING we own until you stole the camper from me and possibly everything else including my very own IRA).

Once I receive the money from Western Union I will sign the check (again, which can't be cashed without both of our signatures) and send it to you at the PO Box you were stealing my mail from.

It is 3:10pm EST. If I don't hear from you within 24 hours you are seriously chancing losing any money from this check because it is no never mind to me if I don't get my half at this point. You have trained me very well to live on nothing and I have been doing that for quite a while now.

Soooo, anyway, about the check......let me know, 'kay?